exoticlush:

Using this for the rest of my life

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

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jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

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have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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